What Charlie Gibson's interview with Palin should have been

Gibson:  Governor Palin, what's the capital of Pennsylvania?

Palin: Charlie, I don't think a test or quiz is appropriate.

Gibson: Is it Philadelphia?  Can we say it's Philadelphia?

Palin: All right, Charlie.

Gibson: Have you ever been to Pennsylvania?  What's the Alleghenies look like this time of year?

Palin: What I do know is that the people of Pennsylvania —

Gibson: It's Harrisburg.

Palin: I'm for keeping America safe.

Gibson: Gov. Palin, when your son in law describes himself as a "fuckin' redneck" on his Face Book page, what does he mean? 

Palin: I don't — I don't judge Levi, he's part of our family.  And I'm not sure I like the tone —

Gibson:  I mean what is a "redneck" in terms of ordinary, lowbrow, icebound, in-bred, alcoholic Alaskans?

Palin: Excuse me?

Gibson: I said what is a "redneck" in terms of ordinary —

Palin: Charlie, I'm ending this interview now if you think — 

Gibson: If a 72 or 73-year old man dropped dead, like that never happens, you'd be in charge of the country.

Palin:  Goodbye.

Gibson:  WAKE UP AMERICA!