Tuesday, July 8, 2008

My speech to the Academy

Ladies and gentlemen, what does it take to write a perfect book? Despite the fact that it looks easy?

Ignoring sudden noises in the house, pretending "that was nothing."

Not eating: skipping eating during the day is good for work habits.

Permament damage to your relationships with others, because you have been possessed by a monomania.

You have to have false courage, because there is no other kind. This makes you generally unreasonable. It is impossible to have judgement about anything while mustering up courage.

Who am I to read the tea leaves in this way, as opposed to that? must be answered by, "GODDAMMIT!" spoken internally, in optimum circumstances, but sometimes out loud, "GODDAMIT!, I CAN DO AS I PLEASE!" There is no other way.

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